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Crank n clean is the act of jacking off into your hand and mixing it with hand soap and using it as shampoo when shampoo is not available. Cheap efficient and it works!
Rory: I am out shampoo
Chris: Crank n clean it!!
Rory: Great idea!!!
*15 minute later*
Rory: That felt incredible and look at the natural shine in my hair!!
A state of mind in which the person that is pissed...is so pissed that he or she will grab the nearest projectile weapon, grenade, fuck stick, trident, pipe bomb, or a mexican for hire; and use them ezact revenge on the perpatrator.
My friend meeker got pissed clean off once....and now look at 9-11.
touching yourself, whacking it, whipping the monkey, etc.; masturbation.
This is more embarrassing than the time you were caught cleaning your beans at Don Knotts christmas party.
When you hook up with a woman who hasn’t gotten any in a while, your dick becomes her pipe cleaner...
I hooked up with that married chick and she hasn’t had any for a while, I cleaned her pipes good last night...totally clean her pipes
when something ugly is cool and will make you tie a noose
wow those shoes are gucci clean
Euphamism for when, at the end of threesome, one woman licks semen from the other's pubic hair.
Bob thought the menage was over, but he instantly became ready for round two when Janice began to give Alice a Milwaukee Carpet Cleaning.
Hiding my stuff in the closet so that my room looks clean
Mom: What are you doing?
Me: I'm cleaning my room
Mom: Then why are you shoving everything into the closet?
Me: Ummmmm