A girl who likes subnoize bands (ie. KmK, King Spade, Hed Pe, DGAF) but doesn't dress/act like a annoying slut.
"Yeah, I like subnoize music and whiteboys. I'm kind of a closet bro hoe."
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put an end to the old way of living and start a new life void of all the secrets and lies from the old life and filled with mental strenght
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A girl who looks like their just smart and innocent but in reality arent afraid of the dick.
-"What do you think about Michelle. She definitely wants my dick."
-"No way man. She's not that type of girl"
-"Yea she is dude. Shes a closet case freek."
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pocket sized bundle of fun. Has an inexplicable urge to defend stinking communists
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a referance to homosexuality; A homosexual person who has not told his family or friends that he is homosexual
subject A "you dance to steps?"
subject B "yeh but dont tell my parents"
subject b is a closet dancer
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Lil Wayne is most often defined as a limp wristed, pillow biting, ass pirate. Usually found cruising the bathrooms of the campus, hoping to find a strange and hopefully uncircumcised dick to smoke due to the fact that his sphincter no longer works which causes him to wear diapers that make having anonymous anal sex rather dificult. He is rumored to have swallowed more loads of salty semen than his mother has. Hard to believe but true.
Dude, did you see that jizz juggler Lil Wayne the closeted HOMOwner in the last stall tapping his foot, trying to entice the fat jock drop out frat boys into letting them tickle his tonsils ??
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