Cousin²

Auntie Alpha and Uncle 1 have children A,B,C

A,B,C are your cousins
1,2,3 are their opposite family cousins

You have no direct relation to 1,2,3 beside being your cousins' cousins
1,2,3 are cousins²

Your cousins' non familial cousin is your cousin²

cousin oligist

A person who knows everything about their cousins.

Person: do you know how old your cousins are?
You: no, im not a cousin oligist

sexdecuple-fourth-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and thirty-two great-great-great-grandparents in common.

Sexdecuple-fourth-cousin.

sexdecuple-fourth-cousin

Sexdecuple-4C: Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and thirty-two great-great-great-grandparents in common.

My sexdecuple-fourth-cousin is a good person.

11.5-tuple-fourth-cousin

11.5-tuple-4C: Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and twenty-three great-great-great-grandparents in common.

My 11.5-tuple-fourth-cousin is a good person.

eighth-cousin-2X-removed

Eighth-cousin-twice-removed (8C2R).

My eighth-cousin-2X-removed is a good person.

Cousin Productions

Cousins Production is an anime weeb located on Youtube. He definitely hates his fans and he doesnt know how to run a server. I think he has a crush on naruto even though he is a boy and he owns france i think. He makes nicely edited tutorials on youtube which take 5 hours to be sent out. P.S. He is 3 Years Old.

Billy: Hey Cousin Productions!
Cousins: Hey Billy!
Billy: What will your next video be about?
Cousins: Why 3 year olds should be able to watch anime.
Billy: I'm unsubscribing.