A game usually played at a party or in the locker room. A group of guys encircle a cracker or pile of crushed crackers (usually saltines) and ejaculate on it. The one who cums last or cums the least has to eat the soggy crackers.
Whenever I play soggy crackers, all I can think about is your mom, so I end up having to eat the pile, with a spoon.
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-Kind of like blowing up on someone and it's a nicer way of saying ape sh**.
I will go ape cracker on his ass.
Don't go ape cracker! Calm down and cool off.
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The Whitehouse.
The president's staff at The Cracker Barrel released Michael Flynn's resignation letter as soon as the letter was translated from the original Russian.
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~When a white person battles you in a freestyle
~When a white person attacks or fucks you up.
~Yo I wanna Cracker Attack.
~Imma Cracker Attack you bitch
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"cracker asshole" the definition for a shit on white guy
dude you so got cracker assholed last night
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When a person acts like a cracker. Usually used as an insult.
- Like, seriously, I was like all over him. Like, it was soo fun. Like, legit.
- Shut up you cracker face.
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This is referring to either an elderly woman or a younger female who have not had sex in a while, and now have become moody because of this.
Ever since Jennifer broke up with Brad she has been acting like a real Snatch Cracker!
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