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soggy crackers

A game usually played at a party or in the locker room. A group of guys encircle a cracker or pile of crushed crackers (usually saltines) and ejaculate on it. The one who cums last or cums the least has to eat the soggy crackers.

Whenever I play soggy crackers, all I can think about is your mom, so I end up having to eat the pile, with a spoon.

by Calvin Hobbes September 13, 2006

29πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Ape cracker

-Kind of like blowing up on someone and it's a nicer way of saying ape sh**.

I will go ape cracker on his ass.

Don't go ape cracker! Calm down and cool off.

by Ape Woman April 29, 2011

8πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Cracker Barrel

The Whitehouse.

The president's staff at The Cracker Barrel released Michael Flynn's resignation letter as soon as the letter was translated from the original Russian.

by markΓ³d February 14, 2017

16πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Cracker Attack

~When a white person battles you in a freestyle

~When a white person attacks or fucks you up.

~Yo I wanna Cracker Attack.

~Imma Cracker Attack you bitch

by U no who I am Stephanie December 31, 2005

20πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


cracker asshole

"cracker asshole" the definition for a shit on white guy

dude you so got cracker assholed last night

by Allen Douglas May 2, 2008

25πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


cracker face

When a person acts like a cracker. Usually used as an insult.

- Like, seriously, I was like all over him. Like, it was soo fun. Like, legit.
- Shut up you cracker face.

by n0wayitsem April 27, 2008

12πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Snatch Cracker

This is referring to either an elderly woman or a younger female who have not had sex in a while, and now have become moody because of this.

Ever since Jennifer broke up with Brad she has been acting like a real Snatch Cracker!

by Mrs. Crass July 9, 2009

12πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž