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Body is totally overloaded and at it's breaking point.
I can't believe how fuckin crap-zapped I am. Why the fuck me!
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Masturbating until you fall into a deep sleep while you are blowing vast amount of feces on the toilet. The ultimate enlightenment that actually will make your life come to an end. The Slap-Crap is similar to the "slap-nap" but about twenty times better.
After Josh's girlfriend couldn't make Josh ejaculate he decided to take a slap-crap, Josh's girlfriend found him the next morning and was accused of murder.
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A more appropriate name for "what's app", since it is a really crappy annoying phone app.
Oooh... I just received another spam email from what's CRAP!!! :(
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Disparaging name given to T-grain B&W film such as T-max and Delta.
Some people prefer the traditional look of Tri-X to the new T-crap.
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a person/thing that enjoys snatching and breaking poo in half.
"damn that guy is a crap snapper"
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A combination of the words crap and gadgetry. Crap-etry. Used to describe a series of various useless devices and/or other assorted things.
That store was filled with assorted crap-etry.
I was exhausted after spending hours packing boxes of kitchen crap-etry.
We need to have a garage sale in order to get rid of all our crap-etry.
I need to thin out my collection of useless crap-etry.
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Dingles of crap. Left behind despite 4-5 wipes with toilet paper. Usual problem with hairy arses.
I was humping her in the missionary position but I couldn't cum, I kept losing my erection. So I asked her to turn over so I could do it doggie style, and hold the base of my shaft. She put her head down on her crossed arms, and her ass up, but then I could smell her crap dingles too well !
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