having so so much fun with your bestie NOT DRUNK OR HIGH just crunking it up asf am i right ladies
To absolutely demolish/nuke a ball in any fashion
Dude, I absolutely crunked that ball with funky kong off of you
What happens at a pastabilities party when you eat to much pasta.
Person 1: Yo dude pastabilities last night was so good. I got so pasta crunk this girl wanted to get with me.
Person 2: I was so pasta crunk i get hit on by a fat guy!
The after effect you experience following a extremely intense orgasm or multiple ones. " cum drunk" twist into dum crunk, cant even function properly!
Bob fucked me soooo good I'm dum crunk & dyslexic !!
When you're riding a scooter while drinking malt liquor (i.e. getting crunk)
"Dude did you see Dale last night? He took his little sisters scooter and started crunk scootin'!"
the instant when a small child (Ness or Lucas) prevents the funne monke (DK) from recovering in a smash bros ultimate game
DK tried to recover but was quickly hit with a crunke munke from a Lucas player
a synonym for trent a crunk monsta is a bad ass fire breathing brick punching bear wrestling warrior if you see the one and only crunkmonsta you might jizz 10 times in 1 second of pure intense madness
random faggot:i think i saw the crunk monsta yesterday
random faggot butt buddy:jizzes like a monsoon
random faggot:i did that yesterday