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Docta Dick is an omega chad with a 12 inch dingaling. He spends most of his time saving bitches from broke ass niggas while also destroying them sexually with his thunderous cock. He's got a PHD in sexology, is also a professional gynecologist, and is always willing to help a bitch with pussy problems (not that there will be any problems while he is around). He currently holds the Guinness world record for fucking the most playboy playmates in a single day. He is the worlds greatest Smash Bros player and mains Pac-Man because only big dick people main Pac-Man. When he's not busy bare knuckle boxing professional fighters for fun, he enjoys reading the books of Mark Twain (first editions by the way) and smoking the finest and most expensive Cuban cigars (many of which were given to him by Fidel Castro). He is a connoisseur of films and doesn't watch anime because he feels anime is fucking gay. He has a homosexual Portuguese friend named Russ who is a mechanical humanoid. Russ is basically a retarded C-3PO on wheels but with skin and the world's largest dubbed anime collection (which mainly consists of many copies of Vampire Knight and Sword Art Online). Docta Dick is widely considered to be the "quintessential intellectual" by many of the great academics all over the world. He is determined to make the world a better place by destroying Zionism and purging Zionists from this great Earth because someone has to do it.
I wish Docta Dick would fuck my tight 18 year old pussy.
Noun used to describe the collection of men that are attracted to a girl that she keeps around and leads on through her flirting and deception. She is usually blissfully unaware of this phenomena
"Oh looks like Carl is just another guy caught in Patricia's web of dicks."
When a chubbed penis is dropped on another person's head and left there. Like the Thwomp from Mario 64.
James was sleeping peacefully until Dylan snuck in and dick thwomped his forehead.
Nickname for a man that sleeps with several women in the same general area. Male Version of a neighborhood slut.
Male #1: The boy Bo be with all the bitches.
Male #2: Yeah he has that community dick.
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Rather self explanatory.
The smell that emanates from a dirty and unwashed sexual organ of a male homo sapien.
I went camping and didn't shower for 3 days by which point my horrendous dick stink was stinging my nostrils.
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the act of wearing a mask in such a way that one's nose is uncovered thus making the mask basically useless.
"Hey John, your mask slipped down. You're dick nosing"
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