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digital grandaddy

someone of a mature nature who has spent most of their life using the internet and I.T. gadgets and likes to think they are an expert in all things technical.

person 1 - 'Hey dude, what happens if I push this button ?'
person 2 - 'No idea dude, go ask the digital grandaddy!!!!'
(person 1 - 'Safe blud')

by Pav M =] June 22, 2007


Digital BO$$

One who rules the Digital World with dominance and expertice. Can create consumer-moving media campaigns that utilize multi-platform digital assets and social media push to maximize sales.

GSM #1: Have you seen our digtial revenue pace?
GSM #2: Yeah, it is through the roof. And sales confidence is on fire.
GSM #1: That's because the new Digital Sales Manger is a Boss!
GSM #2: Yeah, a Digital BO$$

by Radio Head December 19, 2013


Digital minute

One minute and eleven seconds. A period of time, an integral number of which is used to quickly and roughly program a microwave oven. For example, 1:11, 2:22, 3.33, etc.

"Nuke it."
"How long?"
"About a digital minute." Ie. 1:11

by Red nine July 8, 2013


One digit morning

The morning when one wakes before 9.59 am makes it a one digit morning. If one wakes up after 10.00 am then it is a two digit morning.

"I woke up to a one digit morning on Saturday, the whole time felt so alien to me. Like I just experienced a new time zone in my life."

"I find one digit mornings so peaceful and quiet on weekends"

by The_not_morning_guy August 29, 2021


Full Dirty Digit

The Penis

That girl i was talking to in the club i went home and gave her the full dirty digit.

by Locnes December 21, 2016


Digital spankbank

spank bank is a mental, and less often physical and digital, collection of images or situations stored away to call up later while masturbating.

Do not store nudes of other people in your digital spankbank.

by Rizree May 3, 2018


digital eloi

The modern users of technology who reap the fruits and live among the cultivated gardens of Web 3.0; but live in blissful ignorance of how it all functions or who lays their digital tables.

"They say Gen Z are 'digital natives', but in actuality they are a form of digital eloi."

"James only knows how to find movies on streaming sites, he says he doesn't know how to use a torrent client or burn a CD."
"What a digital eloi."

by deMONSTERative June 29, 2023