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The tendency for the lead singer of a rock band to become egotistical and impossible to work.
There are a number of factors that can contribute to the onset of LSD including; a natural tendency in the singer to act like a prima donna and treat other people like shit, the level of fame and fortune the band manages to achieve (whether deserved or not), how quickly the band goes from being dirt poor and unknown to filthy rich and overly famous, and whether or not other members of the band have enough talent to compete with the singer for the public and the media's attention.
LSD is often fatalβ¦ β¦for the band. Once a singer develops LSD there is very little hope of them ever recovering from it.
PLAIN ENGLISH VERSION: Lead singer's disease is what happens when a lead singer lets the success of their band go to their head, starts acting like he or she is god and begins to demand that everything be done their way. If they don't get their way their inflated ego makes them think that they don't need the other band members and the band splits up.
Who do you think is a worse case of lead singer's disease, Axl Rose or David Lee Roth?
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A fatal brain disease in cattle that is also known as Bovine Spongiform Encephalitis (BSE). It is caused by harmful proteins called prions, and the symptoms are similar to Altzheimers, because the brain basically turns into a useless sponge.
Originally, Mad Cow was a brain disease in sheep called scrapie, but was eventually transferred to cows by some fucking cheapass farmers who saved a few bucks by mixing sheep brains in the cattle feed, knowing damn well that cattle are herbivores. Humans who eat Mad Cow beef develop a similar brain-wasting disease called Creutzfeld-Jakob disease.
As for the Mad Cow scare in the U.S., the cow that was tested positive for the disease was STILL sent to the slaughterhouse and its meat shipped out two weeks before the story made it to the news. And every step now taken to prevent the disease from spreading to humans may be too late because there may have already been hundreds or thousands of Mad Cows that have been slaughtered, chopped up, purchased by consumers, eaten, digested, and metabolized. Oh well. It's only a matter of time before some of us start to drop dead from Mad Cow disease.
But on the other hand, Mad Cow disease may also be a hoax because there are also confirmed cases of non-beef eaters, vegetarians, and vegans who have died from diseases that are very similar to Mad Cow.
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An abnormal, chronic condition that utterly destroys the spirit of those unfortunate enough to be affected. Victims usually enter an initial phase of existential shock coupled with long bouts of heavy, heavy introspection. Symptoms usually include a decreased will to participate in all social activities, as well as a general lethargic and depressing outlook. This disease is highly infectious and may be transferred merely by word of mouth in fortuitous circumstances. This disease carries no race bias.
Treatment: Direct intervention by loved ones, making significant amounts of money, getting laid.
H: Sup Jones?
J: Oh, hey Haboob.
H: How's it goin?
J: Oh, dude.. I'm super stressed about all this reading I got to get done this week. Plus my arms are super sore from cleaning all those big ass boats all day. I don't even know what I'm doing with my life anymore(patient undergoes period of existential shock).
H: I was not expecting that kind of real shit. So... I guess that means you're not coming out tonight?
J: Nah man, I gotta get my shit together. I'll have like a beer or two... maybe. Hey, maybe you should start thinking about taking school seriously too.
H: ....
1 week later...
L: Sup Haboob?
H: Oh, hey Laz.... How's it goin?
L: Oh life's great man, I got this new job and I'm making good money. Hours are shit but its good. How's yours?
H: Aw, man. I've been studying all week and feel like shit. I feel like I'm getting too old for all this partying (patient undergoes period of existential shock). I gotta make money man, 20 is the new 55. I've been trading bitcoins all week.
L: Oh, shit. Does that mean you're not coming out tonight?
H: I'll come around, maybe have one beer.
L:....
2 weeks later....
P: Yo, Laz! Let's get hanned tonight~
L: Can't man. I'm allergic to beer.
P: Man, this dumbass nigga got the Old Man Disease.
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Stupid bitch disease (also known as SBD) is not rare , as a matter of fact 99.99% of the human population suffers with this disease.
Symptoms of SBD include:
Pissing people off
Annoying people
Interfering with personal business
Obsessing over an ex
Being self absorbed
Being rude for no reason
Acting like a fuckface
Being a douche bag .Etc.
β Hey man! Wanna go to the club later?β
βSorry dude, my girl has Stupid Bitch Diseaseβ
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Roli Supporter Syndrome is caused by a bacteria known as Roliosis, in which can divide across cells like cancer in a matter of weeks to months. Usually, RSS is from supporting Rolimon's, which makes one prone to the disease. This is because your mind and body opens up to letting roliosis cells enter, which is not a good thing.
People pick up the disease usually from constant support of Rolimon's, which obviously makes you more easy to get the disease.
Other common sources of outbreaks are:
Depression
Bipolar Disorder
Past heart conditions
Symptoms
When you get Roli Supporter Disease, sympotoms may appear like:
Diarrhea
Nausea
Brainwashed Rolimon's Support
Fever
They could appear a few days after exposure, and can get worse as time progresses. If not checked up on, complications may include:
Memory loss
Heart disease
Permanent Retardation
Cancer
Epilepsy
Zbenny
Ligma
That dude over there has Rolimon's supporter disease.. Look at him running around like a silly 5 year old
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Penis Disease Syndrome is a disease that infects many males which gives them a penis which can be both good and bad, there are also cases of it being Fatal Penis Disease Syndrome which makes your penis extremely long
"Hey, Noah! You have fatal penis disease syndrome!"
"No, I don't."
M-EZ Disease (pronounced em-ease): A very common but highly under diagnosed disease which affects people of all genders, ethnicities, and socioeconomic backgrounds. It is an non-infectious non-heritable disease.
M-EZ disease is a psychological illness that causes the inability to return feelings of like/love/interest once these feelings are shown to them by a crush/love interest/date. Sufferers of M-EZ may become smitten with a special someone and pursue them however once the feelings are reciprocated the original feeling felt by the diseased are no longer present. Alternatively, if a sufferer of M-EZ is being pursued they cannot return this interest until the pursuer has moved on or become unavailible. At this point they may gain interest but even if shown again by the original pursuer the interest is then lost. M-EZ sufferers are often judged and blamed as being "only in it for the chase", however they are unable to control themselves and often feel remorse for their lack of feelings. M-EZ disease can be present in severe forms or more mild cases (Acute M-EZ Disease).
The only cure for M-EZ disease is the right person.
Me: OMG! I've liked this guy for so long, but today when he asked me out I realized I have no feelings for him.
Friend: You should get your head checked out. That sounds like a total case of M-EZ Disease!
Me: I feel bad, I totally led him on.
Friend: You can't help it, you're sick.