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You have come back from Glastonbury, you walk through the door and sit down, nothing you thought was real is. At 9pm you leave your desk job and all you can hear is the thumping sound of the Pyramid in your head, you go to your local night club and all you can think is how much better shangri-la is. Your friends who all went to V-fest or Wireless say they understand how you feel, and why you always look so sad, they dont. They dont know what its like to get 2 hours sleep a night, in the fields of Somerset, with nothing but a fiver tent and ten crates of cider. Eventually you lose sight of everything, all the dates that matter in your life are when the tickets go on sale. You eventually have to get counselling, with the counsellor wandering why you keep on saying Michael Eavis under your breath. Soon you live in the stone circle, no amount of police force can prise you out, the fields of Pilton Farm are your sanctuary. For the remainder of your days you change your name officially to Glastonbury and wait for the sacred date: where you can do acid at 5am and no one cares. Having PGSD is a sad, sad life.
Jack: Have you seen how sad Jim looks lately?
Tony: Yeah I know! I think he just came back from this hippie-fest in Somerset and has Post-Glastonbury stress disorder.
When an individual's nipples are abnormally low on their chest or breasts, commonly found on men suffering from gynecomastia.
Ricky is definitely suffering from Low Nipple Disorder (LND).
When you are playing the game and you die miserably or you just finish the ending, you just don't want to play it the next day. This disorder can last to about a day or even a month.
-The best way to cure the "die miserably" part (assuming it is a boss that gives you trouble) is to say, screw this and don't give a shit. (I won that way.)
-It is normally chronic because you stay that way, unless your preference is Shooter games or World games (such as Grand Theft Auto).
-It affects RPG and Adventure players the most.
Final Fantasies. You play it, you finish it, you move on with your life. Or, you die without saving, and you are so pissed off that you say, "screw this" and you don't touch it for a while.
Racing games where that DAMN computer player beats you just by a second and you come in second when you wanted first.
Warning: Chronic End-Gaming Disorder is problematic! It makes you spend your money constantly in search of new games after you finish them.
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The BPOD refers to an unhealthy obsession with BLACKPINK so much so that people who get affected by this disorder can't stop making hate tweets/posts about them 24/7! Other symptoms of this disorder include- thinking hating on BLACKPINK is their reason to breathe, their hobby, and their lifestyle! This disorder is usually found in MAMAMOO STANS, GFRIEND STANS, ARMYONCES, BH STANS, YG STANS, BTS STANS, and literally in most fandoms existing. Doctors claim that the only way for you to fix this disorder is to "fuck off" and go get a life!
BPOD(BLACKPINK Obsession Disorder
Those armys have BPOD, always have blackpinks name in their mouth.
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A neurological disorder and condition that affected Jim Acosta in the 4 years of covering news and correspondence at the White House during the Trump Administration. Symptoms include burns in the butt-hole, rash, and difficulty in coping with Trump crushing criticism of Jim's propaganda. Complications include; ranting all over the news about he suffered during the Trump era, promises not to talk about Trump again but keeps talking about him which shows how its very difficult to get rid of the butt-hole burns Trump has caused him.
Unfortunately, there is no treatment or cure for such condition. However, it's avoidable. Avoid listening to CNN, Jim Acosta, or any libtrad leftist and their propaganda machine.
Jim Acosta: I am suffering from Post Trump Stress Disorder
American People: We don't care.
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IVDD (Inner Vaginal Dribbling Disorder) is a disease in which the vagina constantly releases fluid from the inside.
THERE IS NO FUCKING CURE
Doctor:
Maddam, it seems to me as if you have IVDD, an incurable disease... you will always piss continuously... UNTIL YOU FUCKING DIE
Maddam:
What the fuck is IVDD??
Doctor:
Inner Vaginal Dribbling Disorder
Maddam:
OH FUCK
Doctor:
YEAAAA BITCH, YOUZ GONNA DIE!
Maddam:
FUCK ME IN THE FACE TWICE
Doctor:
TH-DOOSH-DOOSH
Maddam:
FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME!!!
Crab:
Who wants ice-cream???????
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A condition of someone who believes that a pellet smoker has any ability to produce BBQ. In other words, a person who has no ability to cook BBQ like a real man, and needs the BBQ equivalent of an electric wheel chair to cook. Also known as "PSDD", or better served as an over priced boat anchor.
Both Matt and White Rice are suffering from pellet smoker delusional disorder because they honestly believes that their POS can produce anything remotely close to BBQ.
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