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When you literally drink yourself retarded and regret everything in the morning but have no memory of it
Holy Shit I got Kendra drunk last night...
When someone drinks so much the night before that when they wake up that person is still drunk.
"Dude that party was insane last night right!?"
"I know man I'm still drunk over!"
The level of intoxication needed to perform routine tasks once again, usually following a hangover.
Man, I got lit up last night. I can't even think this morning, time to get operational drunk.
an extremely entertaining sport/recreational activity that can unfortunately have negative legal and/or physical consequences.
So what do you feel like doing tonight, actually going drunk driving or just watching it on TV?
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One drunk-ass female. Must consist of two of the following four elements:
1) Incoherent story telling, usually accompanied by dramatic hand movements and vivid expressions.
2) The delusion that everyone is taking her shit (ie, car keys, cigarettes, boyfriend, etc...)
3) The inability to say "Wow, that last drink really put me over, I should probably stop drinking!"
4) Constant reassurance to others that she will "totally remember EVERYTHING tomorrow" when in actuality, everyone can tell by the glossy eyed stare that she is completely blacked out.
If you encounter two of these four components in a drunk female, you will be assured a very entertaining time with a drunk jessy. Maybe shortened to dj or D.J.
Wow, that bitch sure was one drunk jessy.
Whenever my girlfiend starts doing shots, she becomes a drunk jessy.
Yea, if Deborah drinks one more beer, she be the drunk jessy of the night.
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Getting shittanked and downloading something you would not otherwise download.
Brent downloaded 16 gigs of Captain Planet in a drunk downloading stupor.
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When one becomes drunk in 2.5 seconds.
Shit man...I am insta-drunk. I just downed four long islands and a car bomb in 20 minutes.
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