A phrase comedic youtuber Isaac Butterfield uses to conclude all of his videos.
Isaac Butterfield: Fuckin' toodaloo ladies and gentlemen, be a good muthafucka, peace in the middle east, me dick stinks, I'm not jumpin' off don't worry! but I'll see ya soon.
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A 1/4 square mile hellhole full of some of the most classless wealthy/moderately affluent people alive. An area of Manhattan smeared with dog shit and smelling strongly of piss. The UES is full of rude old people with tacky accents who wear fur in 55-degree weather. It is also home of the brattiest children alive, all of which who have a minority nanny or are cocaine-snorthing whores.
Remember the movie Cruel Intentions? Throw a few thousand of those little ParisHiltonesque pursepuppies, and there's your accurate depiction of the upper east sider.
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Rich hoes who no nothing else but sitting in BMWs and Porches. They get everything they want from their rich daddies. They lose their virginity at age 14 and were the most expensive clothes and biggest bras. There are few good ones who can appreciate what they have but most are hoes, especially the ones from Eldredge.
Dude those East Greenwich Girls are such hoes. I think I'm interested in the Warwick girls.
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This is a school where every white kid acts ghetto. A school thatβs just worse than every school at absolutely everything. A school where most of the students will get absolutely no where in life. A school full of mistakes.
Glenbard east highschool, Where mistakes are madeβ¦
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It's a big school Where all matrep ah Beng Minah and ah Lian come together to fight. Alot of betrayal and slashing and riot will happen. Weekly police visit. Ur life boring come join ite college East Ur life will constantly have drama .
Person 1: U from what school? Stare what stare Ah.
Person 2: from (any) school. You leh?
Person 1: ite college East why?
Person 2: understandable
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to forcibly remove someone from their place of residence, illegally and usually with some sort of weapon. Can also be accomplished by repeatedly firing guns outside of windows, etc.
"I think the guy that just moved in has been shooting our dogs and hunting on our land."
"Oh? Sounds like its time for an East Tennessee Eviction then."
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A town in Central Jersey full of rich people. Home to those who believe that they can be ghetto and cool. East Brunswick believes they're better than the other Brunswicks for some unknown reason. The school system is complicated and consists of a Junior Highschool that throws everything out of proportion for the neighboring towns. Strange enough, with all the jocks and wannabe gangsters, East Brunswick ranks 71 in the top highschools of New Jersey. This is probably due to the high Asian and Indian population. The town also known for it's large Jewish and Italian population aswell. The East Brunswick mall is full of teenagers that " scare the living shit out of me". They dress like their all skater. They all shop at Zumies, which is nice since Zunies has cool clothing. They all wear expensive cologne too. The skaters also take pride in teh fact that the can jerk (dance).The mall is also where teenage girls go with their friends to buy really obcene clothing. However the girls ( if they ever learn to cover up) will look really pretty. The guys are known to be pretty hott in East Brunswick. Even though people complain that East Brunswick is stupid, people come to hang out at the mall or destroy property for no reason. With the most steriotypical higschool ( like the one you might see in Mean Girls) East Brunswick is quite a wannabe town.
Go to East Brunswick, NJ and get an example.......................duhhhhhhhhh
anyways...
example of a regular conversation in East Brunswick, NJ
guy: BI*** MAKE ME A SANDWICH!!!!
The Wh***s in EB: sure!!!!!!!!
The select cool few: no... just no
The gays: of course!
ps- i can curse, i just wanted to make this appropriate for any stupid 10 year old who listened to their friend in fifth grade who told them to look up East Brunswick in the Urban Dictionary. I bet you little fifth graders who want to be cool will now go and look up sex.............CHILDREN THESE DAYS!!!!!!!! Go do your homework!!!!!!
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