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The opposite of a Myspace Angle. Basically, it is a photo taken at such an angle that it makes an attractive person look less attractive. Lighting is very important in Facebook angles, as is subtle elements such as background, facial poses, etc.
Person A: What the hell? Jen's Facebook pictures make her look terrible! She's beautiful in real life, what happened?
Person B: Well, she took them all at Facebook Angles. They make her look gross.
Person 1: So, you gonna post that pic you took earlier on Facebook?
Person 2: Hell no. It's shot at a total Facebook angle, and I didn't even know it.
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someone who uses facebook but is looking at other peoples profiles, going through their pictures,their statuses, their wall posts, their picture comments, subscribed to random people, their pages, liking comments on statuses from other people,logs on faceboook out of instinct, liking people's friendships, jumping from page to page,looking at people you dnt know and only have one mutal friend, adding people you don't know just so you can see what your friends say to them and what they post. its a lot like stalking but on more than one person!
SUMMER AND SABRINA TEXT:
Summer: "hey what are you doing?"
Sabina: "....."
Summer: "You must be on faecbook it's been like twenty minutes, who you creepin'on?"
Sabrina: "i clicked on some girl's page, and there was a comment from another girl, so i clicked on it and her name was KARRISSA and she looked like karissa would look like when she is forty!"
Summer: "God you're a facebook creeper!"
Sabrina: "i'll show you later"
Summer:"YES!"
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A parent that frequently neglects their duties as a mother and instead, updates their status on facebook constantly throughout the day
Ernie: Hey man, I was on facebook today and the only thing that came up on my news feed was updates from Sarah talking about how lonely she is and all the laundry she has to do
Wyatt: Dude she's such a Facebook Mom
Ernie: What's that?
Wyatt: Look it up on urbandictionary.com
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(noun)
1. A Facebook Troll is a Facebook user who posts for one or both of two reasons: a) to disrupt; b) to gain attention.
2. One who posts redonkulous comments on friends status updates.
3. Vulgar Facebook Trolls usually confine their comments merely to primitive, profane, off-topic observations.
4. Facebook Trolls spout gibberish in the hope that they’ll either bore or confuse to death those with whom they disagree. The average FB Troll is “a pursuitist who gromulates his adversarial computerists with height defining formulations to the disinterestingest adjunct.”
(verb)
1. Attempts to condescend. The Facebook Troll will seek refuge in condescending remarks that repeatedly scorn his or her critics as beneath – all the while continuing to respond to them.
The verb troll originates from Old French troller, a hunting term. The noun troll, however, comes from the Old Norse word for a mythological monster.
A Facebook Trolls favorite website is encyclopediadramatica.com
Synonyms: Facebook PMS, fail at life, Facebook Thuggin, first comment whore, Facebook, facedonkulous, Anna Bananna, facepalm,
Antonyms: moderators, Adonis DNA, double cheeseburger challenge, Double Decker House Wrecker Blumkin AC Slater, Winning
Clark(status update)
Happy hour 4-7 at Haabs is legit, 2 dollar shrimp cocktails
20 hours ago via Email · · Like ·
Anna(comment) ur cashed in life
^^ Facebook Troll
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A relationship that is determined official because it is posted under the relationship status on Facebook.
--"Do you know if they are seriously going out?"
--"Yeah! It's facebook official."
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Changing your staus on facebook in such a way as to attract sympathy messages from your friends.
Status Updates
Bill is really not himself today
"I can't believe Bill's status, its obvious he's just looking for some facebook sympathy"
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Seeking out old homies on the internet to see if they're incarcerated or on a sexual offender list.
I found Ron on Ghetto Facebook - he's in the joint.
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