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epic fail

A shamefully large, public and costly failure. Something that directly causes a gigantic loss in market share.

Dude, Windows Vista was an Epic Fail. I might sink to buying a Mac.

by mb in nyc April 21, 2008

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E-fail

Usually refered to as someone who has made a complete and utter failed attempt to find humor in something completly irrelivant or in no way humorus to begin with inside the internet in a despriate attempt to be popular.

An E-fail can be multiple things and include but are not limited to:

Trying to make up something utterly stupid to post on the internet to impress a bunch of people who don't really don't care to begin with.

A more direct example would be kids with no lives trying to duplicate the 'numa numa dance' to become an e-celebrity.

by oldmanwithagrudge October 6, 2009

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Divine Fail

Failure even more epic than an Epic Fail. This denotes so much failure, That in a video game a blind person could beat him, A man driving a car would miss over and over again, and never gets the hang of it, and typing the letter S instead of L more than 30 times before you could finish.

This type of failure is rare though, not even a dying, bleeding man could have such a high level of epicity in the category of fail.

Nerd: I'm going to pwnz0r yo0. Wan2 b3t?
Geek: You bet, NERD.

......2 seconds later

Geek: Wow, that's kinda phail.

^ Example of a Divine Fail

by DarkestZ May 29, 2009

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Fail Face

coined by Claudia C. from DTLA, it's a person (mostly a guy) who pretends he's a friend but acts otherwise; a person who does major cock-blocking and tries to isolate you in a group event or away from your friends; a person who seems cool and dateable at first but actually is a stalker in training; a person you should really stay away from.

1. "what happened to that guy you were dating?"

"oh, he turned out to be a total fail face. NEXT!"

2. "omg, fail face is over there. RUUUUUUN!"

by Claudia.Is.Boss July 19, 2009

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failing upwards

the only podcast that matters

Failing Upwards, the only podcast that matters you dead bitch

by sache_5 October 15, 2018

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epic fail

1. the Stimulus Package
2. Obama

"OMG, look at that epic fail that's on TV!"
"Looks at this $13 I got from that epic fail!"

by 10379 February 28, 2009

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Word Fail

When someone unintentionally says something that has a sexual innuendo in everyday conversation.

Susie: You know the way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
Emma: Yea that's the easiest hole to get into.
*blank stares*
Emma: Sorry, word fail.

*Girl is looking for a cup with which to play a game*
Girl:*to Boyfriend* Do you have a cylindrical object I can play with?
Boyfriend: *blank stare*
Girl: Opps i meant... wow, Epic word fail.

by tropicalpengawin January 5, 2010

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