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A father is someone who impregnated a living woman and created a small, screaming, annoying creature often known as a child.
Father's have a common tendency to leave after the child has been summoned by the sun god.
Person 1: Is your father home?
Person 2: Not yet, but we are expecting him to come home soon since after all he has been gone for 11 years.
someone who will never come back
father: going to get milk
son: aight see you in heaven or hell
wait a minute you dont have one hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahaha
mommy where did father go to get the milk
something i dont have and never will
my father left me when i was 5 after my mom got a job
Baby Mothers (Mama) or Baby Fathers (Daddy) Syndrome (Term widely used in the African American and Caribbean Community)
Individuals who continues to have children by several Fathers or Mothers without at times being married to each other or taking responsibility for the child or children welfare and upbringing.
My Baby Mothers (Mama) or Fathers
The most stupid and pity excuse for an adult to treat you like shit and get away with it
"I'm not saying this to piss you off"
"Well what were you expecting?"
"I'm your father/mother, I should be able to"