“dance til your dead u silly belly dancing grandma!!”
A little shit who says they love but they don't love you
Grandma:would you like some cookies.
Me:WTF you always make Fucking cookies ya little bitch fuck you I'm out your an annoying grandma
A person who picks up your phone without your consent and then listens to your friends talk without let your friends know that they are listening.
"Stop listen you creep! Your such a Macoy's Grandma!"
grandma lil / was married to dick but he died
single and ready to mingle 😜😜🥳🥳🍷
age - 88 !! 🤪 , grandkids - khloe , kai , oliver , annaly and my cum
fav song - squiwards nose
i love dick !! 😋😋😋😋 * slurps ur dick*
🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
omg look it’s khloe super sexy grandma lil !!
OMG WOW SHE NEEDS TO EAT ME OUT!!
omg she needs to give me a blow job.
An old woman is sexier than any other woman in the universe! She has busty breasts, nice hips and a thick ass. A MILF that everyone will love because her age is 70 but she looks 32.
On a Sunday, go to your grandma’s house, put shredded cheese in your butthole, let melt and then fart.
Friend one: dude! It’s Sunday!
Friend two: Okay I’ll get the cheese grater
Sunday’s at grandmas
A girl who fell in love with Barney. She had over 100 kids with Barney. They usually Have braces and always have a kid named Charlene.
“Look it’s Grandma Edna the one who loves Barney “
“Oh no”.