Rise from the dead

To get a boner from a picture of an attractive woman who is now dead.

Antony: "I cant believe that picture Marilyn Monroe gave you a stiffy"

Steven: "Yeah you could say its a rise from the dead"

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Flo from Progressive

A slut on commercials about insurance. She likes rocket cats. She has an anus and a rectum as key body parts. Her tiddles are huge!!!

Flo from Progressive is a bangin' slut!!!

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Shots from the ass

Body shots or alcoholic beverages in vials embibed from the asscrack of a titty dancer in a titty bar with asses and titties everywhere. A method used to demoralize the stripper and to also get a good look at the heart-shaped fart-box of an unsuspecting shot girl.

Chris and Matt bought eachother shots from the ass of various strippers at Baby Dolls last night.

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blast from the past

the act of thinking of (or popping up) previous sexual encounters while masturbating

i had a fuckin' great blast from the past last night man...cherie appeared in my head, you know the time in the pinewoods!

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From New York

Chic, artsy, cool, intelligent, charming, and all posh and fancy likeable things associated with the great American city of New York

The wonderful KR is so From New York! She's so chic!!!

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getting a length from

By using the idea that a manhood has 'length', then this unit of measurement can be used to describe the act of sexual intercourse in terms of the number of 'lengths' used in the act.
To 'get a length from' someone would be receiving sexual action.
this can be expanded to getting yards based on the fact that most lengths are measured in inches.

"I've been getting a length from that hot bloke I met at the nightclub last week"

"did you hear that Susan has been getting a length from Tom?"

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Work From Home

Needing to crap in the morning before getting to work. Meaning you don't get paid for it.

Andy: Hay man I can't belive it, I had to work from home again today.
Al: Ha ha

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