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Two gay men fart in straight mans face
Homo#1 last night I fag gased a guy
When a male or female licks the rectum and drags the tongue across the entire butt crack. It is often used with a rim job.
She went down on me and licked from my balls to the entire gas envelope.
The musky floral scent of old women's perfume, especially noticeable when they are gathered in groups in enclosed spaces.
Man, that garage sale smelled like cooter gas!
Dude -- did you just fart in church?" "No way man, I was just rapturing gas.
Gas Hole
Human Anus, especially of an elderly person.
The hole where you pump gas into your car
Henry had anal sex with his young and hung buddy all night. When Henry sat on the toilet he realized that his GAS HOLE is extremely sore that he is going to have a hard time taking a shit.
Sylvia forgot to take her metamucil after having a night out drinking and dancing with her 70 year old boy friend. Her GAS HOLE even had a small tear the next morning as she passed a giant hard stool.
What happens when a gas murderer farts.
It was gas murder in the back of the bus, that fart was so nasty it hurts to think about it. gas murderer
The gaseous substance released from a cat upon your lap. This will usually cause one to fall asleep, hence the name.
(Past tense verb: “snooze gassed.”)
(Alternatively, a cat can be a “snooze gasser.”)
1. He fell asleep when Sprinkles hopped up in his lap and gave him the snooze gas.
2. She’s been sleeping there all day ever since Mittens snooze gassed her.
3. Petunia is a huge snooze gasser. She’ll sit in my lap at 5pm and I’ll fall asleep til 7am.