Research and analysis of any topic on Google before wasting the time of others by asking them for an answer that is easily obtained online.
Shawn: Gus, do you know when the new season of Breaking Bad starts.
Gus: Shawn, do your Google Diligence and look that shit up.
The act of googling something previously unknown or not yet understood & acting as if one knew all along.
Sally texts: "Banana peppers are amazing"
Joe Googles "Banana peppers"
Joe texts: "Yes I love them also :)" <-- Google Pretend
Your browsed porn collections, often used as a joke.
I deleted my google history so my mom won’t know.
A person that uses google to solve all their software development problems
You know nothing, you fucking google developer
Putting the phone in your crotch when at a desk or dinner table while googling (checking) a statement or fact
Are you crotch googling that under there?
when you are worried about something and you decide to start googling, and therefore end up in a downward spiral of absolute panic about everything possible
“Hey, are you panic googling again?!”
“I saw the results and I just had to panic google!”
Google Worthy
When you are not exactly sure of something, or you need to confirm a statistic or fact, but still deciding if you really even care.
Bro 1: " hey Donald Trump is coordinating a new BoyBand and calling them the Tumpettes"
Bro 2: "nah awe"
Bro1 "yeah man, if you don't believe me...google it"
Bro2 " man, that s_ _ _ isn't even Google Worthy"
Bro 2