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A dirty bitch that lies to children and implants seeds of communist ideals in their heads. Also known as Dr. Seuss or Bobbie Flay.
Mother goose is such a crackwhore like rob.
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to grab a man's genitals, putting them into a sort of choke-hold until the penis turns gray and falls off. Also, committing this act while drunk on Grey Goose Vodka.
I gave that son-of-a-bitch one hell of a grey goose when I found out he'd been sleeping with my best friend!
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A person that habitually lies or exaggerates the truth.
"Martin said he was going to come over later. "
"Yeah, he's such a mother goose though. I dont believe anything he says anymore."
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Masturbating, to the point of ejaculation.
Oh no, it takes less time for me too shoot the goose now than it did 5 years ago. Is that a common problem?
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When a guy pours boiling hot water on a girl's pussy, and proceeds to eat her out.
"Kevin is such a good lover, last night he gave me a boiled goose!"
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sperm. jizz when you jack off the sfuff that come out of the tip of the penis.
that girl has got goose grease all over her face.
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An action that results in death. Can be used as a threat.
Named for Goose on "Top Gun". Goose "punched out" (ejected from the cockpit of his plane) and hit the canopy. The collision killed him. Poor Goose.
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Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls of Fire!
"Tommy over corrected his turn and Goose punched that shit. I'm gonna miss him. His funeral is this Wednesday."
"If you don't do as I say, I'll Goose punch you and your family!"
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