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It means "I understand what you're saying and I will keep your wishes in mind by complying." Usually used when someone asks you something. Very informal.
"Hey Steve, the lady kicked me out tonight. Could I stay at your place?"
"Of course bro. I got you with that."
It's the idea that a person knows what's going on at the present time and were able to understand the innuendo.
I was talking to Andy the other day and he asked me if I noticed the new chick in accounting. I told him hell yes, I got shoes on! I didn't miss that piece of ass.
When a man walks in to the room, grabs a magazine, and walks away with it; he is going to take a shit. Leave him alone! This is special time, in which a man gets to fully relax, and ponder the meaning of life. This is the only time he doesn't have to listen to his GF/wife/coworker bitch about something. Without this special time, man would go insane and might hurt or kill another.
Since he grabbed the magazine, you also need to protect yourself from the smell, you know what is coming, you have been warned. Don't sit their and act stupid, and then bitch about the aroma after the fact.
Andy, Todd, and Matt are sitting around watching Sunday Football. Andy gets, up grabs a magazine, and the stage has been set.
Todd "ANDY, DID YOU SEE THAT PASS?!"
Matt "who, hang on, He's got a magazine"
Andy, says nothing, he doesn't have to, He's got a magazine
Woody got wood is a fan fic where Woody Chan confronts Andy Senppi and mate, as this is happening the other toys join in and pee and then jerk one loose. After this is over all the toys proceed to cram themselves into Andy senppi ass, sadly killing him
Person 1: Have you seen Woody got Wood.
Person 2: No, whats that.
Person 1: This.
Person 2: WTF is this.
Person 1: Hehehehe
The term "you got shaqed" refers to your wife or gf shoving a big black meat horse cock in your ass and turns your insides into mom spaghetti.
Me: My girlfriend used a moby huge on me
Friend: Damn bro, you got shaqed.
A man (usually an athlete) that can take constant strenuous activity without slowing down.
dude a: you see lebron in that game last night?
dude b: yeah hes got that dawg in him
1) An expression assuring someone that you are watching out for them. Comes from making sure you are safe by watching what's behind you when you're busy looking ahead.
2) Can be converted to a threat: "Watch your back," from the possibility someone might injure or kill them from behind when they aren't lookin.
Iono about dis...
Don't trip, Son. I GOT YOUR BACK.
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