hairy shit gash

(Noun)

Derogatory term for trans woman vagina.

A surgical vagina made of colon tissue and reconstructed phallus. That has a distinct foul smelling odour. (It can sometimes when the surgery is botched have hair on the inside hence « hairy shit hash »)

This surgery need constant after care such a dilatation to make sure it doesn’t close

Man, I picked up a « girl » from the bar last night and when we got to « her » place she presented me with a smelly, Hairy shit gash

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hairy butt wiskers

1. A large unkept ass fro potruding from the ass crack.

Don't lick my ass csuse you'll choke on my hairy butt wiskers.

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piercing the hairy doughnut

Slang term for sticking your penis into a very hairy vagina or asshole.

because you're mom didn't shave, i was piercing the hairy doughnut all night

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Things are getting hairy

A phrase used when a situation gets really awkward and uncomfortable. (A substitute for the well-known awkward turtle.) Can be complimented with "..."s for extra emphasis.

You slept with my girlfriend?!
Things are getting hairy...

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Hairy Cookie Nips

A medical condition of the nipple found solely on African-American women. This condition engulfs 64% of the breast, and is characterized by a pinkish hue with chocolate chip-esk, dark spots that litter the entire surface. Out of each spot will grow white hair of a pubic quality that will reach lengths of four to six inches. This disease is contracted upon passing a certain body weight along with a certain amount of hours straight of inactivity.

Hey, look at those hairy cookie nips!

Tasty hairy cookie nips are my favorite!

Oh my gosh! What happened to all the hairy cookie nips?

Mommy, Daddy said "hairy cookie nips" when describing you. What does it mean?

I think my hairy cookie nips spread to my genitals.

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voluptuous hairy balls

1. The most beautiful testicles that have many pubic hairs.

2. A weird fetish science has yet to explain

I'm using voluptuous hairy balls in a sentence

I thought you were gonna put voluptuous hairy balls in a sentence

voluptuous hairy balls are now the color blue

My wife is very into my voluptuous hairy balls

My girlfriend is very into my voluptuous hairy balls

My dad is obsessed with my voluptuous hairy balls

She has voluptuous hairy tits, I have voluptuous hairy balls, it's a match made in heaven

When i saw dad's voluptuous hairy balls................................... I wanted them for myself

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[hairy balloon knot]

soley by appearance, the knot of a hand tied balloon resembles the human anus in its puckered form.
hairy gives reference to the"balloon knot" been of human anatomy and not synthetic.

my hairy balloon knot is itchy as hell

that crazy chick stuck her finger up myhairy balloon knot !

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