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A very overweight girl, that typically wears pink and/or zebra-striped skintight outfits that grossly display fat rolls from every imaginable place (and some unimaginable). She will also usually hang posters of "Twilight" in her work space, and is more often than not a devout Belieber. As a co-worker, she is loud, obnoxious, and extremely lazy, and hates even having to lift a finger to press down on a stapler.
"Man, can you believe that Hello Kitty Fat Bitch?! She thinks she makes 400 pounds look good, but in reality they have to clear her out a spot on the buffet when she walks into a restaurant."
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"Um, it was actually what Donald Trump said to Peter Griffin, not Joe Biden. The other definition is wrong" 🤓
Holy Crap, Donald Trump or Joe Biden (I don't fucking know)
Hello Peter, Welcome to Fortnite.
A weekly podcast from the magical land of Foon! Hosted by family abandoner Arnie Kniecamp. Co-hosted by Chunt the shapeshifter/gaurd/king-of-the-badger and Usidore wizard of the 12th realm of Ephysiyies, master of light and shadow, manipulator of magical delights, devour of chaos, champion of the great halls of Terr'akkas, the elves know him as Fi'ang Yalok, the dwarves know him as Zoenen Hoogstandjes, he is known in the North east as Gaismuenas Meistar, and has other secret names we don't know yet. They interview magical creatures every week, and try to defeat the Dark Lord. It all started behind a Burger King drive-thru...
I need too find the portal to help the hosts of Hello From the Magic Tavern! Or i could just sit here with my spiced potatoes and rainbow bowls.
The Good Humor vehicle that rolls through your neighborhood incessantly while playing a loud jingle. Every 15 secods or so, the music pauses and an excited voice shouts, "HELLO!"
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a person started liking the person once they said hello
person 1: you had me after you told me you were a model.
person 2: you had me at hello.
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The act of putting one finger in a girl's pussy and the other one in her anus and feel the both of them together through a small wall between.
Dang, I "Hello from the other side". Her yesterday
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The greatest pick up line, can be made even more 1337 by adding LOL at the end
"So, why did Johnny fall off his bike"
"hello thar buttsekz LOL"
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