Wi-Hi

A Hi Five done with out touching hands

"Gimme Five! Wi-Hi "

hi bob

A greeting to any persons, visible or not. Often responded to by wtf??????

Person 1: Hey bob!
Person 2: WTF?? Are you on crack???

And his pal mugman And his pal mugman And his pal mugman And his pal mugman And his pal mugman And his pal mugman And his pal mugman

A mugman army

Oh cuphead and his pal mugman And his pal mugman And his pal mugman And his pal mugman And his pal mugman And his pal mugman And his pal mugman And his pal mugman And his pal mugman

On (his) dick...

1. When you continously laugh at someone's jokes to fit in and or afraid of the jokes being transferred towards you...

2. Common intro in convosations... Lmao, lol, hahaha, facts, etc.

3. Doesn't have to necessarily have to understand the joke... (Just inputs laughter)

4. Never a funny joke when about oneself or nationality

Colin: Lmao

Anonymous: Why you on (his) dick... ? Shit wasn't even funny.

Hooded Kermit "you did good... Now scroll up and see whats funny"

Can Hi

The dialectic pronounciation of "Canton, Ohio," one of the most insipid cities in the country. basically, the Northern Ohio accent is a Chicago accent, but lazier. So people their make all their vowels flat, such as "mahm, get me a pahp!" but they don't use the Chicago lilt. They also randomly drop syllables.

I come from Can Hi, home of the Pro Football Hall of Fame.

hi smile

When someone says hello or hi like there about to start a long conversation and you really don’t want to talk to them but you don’t want to be mean so you give them a hi smile. It looks kind of like a forced smile.

Helen: hey Lilly you know the maths homework...
Lilly: (hi smile)
Helen: (walks off

Hi Mables

The flab that jiggles on your arm when you wave "hi" to your neighbor Mable

"I should really start hitting the gym. My Hi Mables are coming back with a vengeance"