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When a chick is getting fucked in her pussy while giving a blowjob and two hand jobs. Spread out like jesus on the cross.
Man sally is such a slut, she let the chess team give her the holy cross
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Mike: Hey, did you read The Holy Bible?
Joe: ζε«δΉοΌζζ³ζ»
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A wedgie so big and hard, it makes another butt crack and loops around your body twice. The pain in this is the same as cutting off your arm with a spoon.
Mick Roche: My ass hurts...
Hugh Jass: Does your ass have 2 cracks?
Mike Roche: Yes...what does that mean?
Hugh Jass: You got a holy wedgie recently. BTW, the gay reader reading this is a lousy douche bag...
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When you use your dick to "ring" your girl's (or guy's) uvula (hanging thing in the back of your throat) like a bell.
Dude, your girl sounds like Macy Gray. did you give her the holy bell?
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High School in Hicksville, NY. At holy Trinity, students pay about $7,000 a year for an education that many can't match. The huge school building consists of an auditorium and performing arts wing, large cafeteria, gymnasium, girls and boys locker rooms, weight room, wrestling room, electronic doorway library, two chapels, four story main building and bright courtyard. The school is a presidential school of excellence. The athletics have been division A for the past forty years and the theater program is nationally recognized. Also, the students here are awesome and very welcoming. The uniforms are deff the least ugly on L.I. and are really comfortable. The school just rockss
~Wow, three kids in my neighborhood just graduated from Holy trinity with scholarships to B.U., Notre dame, and Brown!
~School used too suck, but now i go to HTHS and love every minute of it!
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(n) When three women are simultaneously performing oral sex on you; one is throating your shaft and the other two are each sucking down a nut.
For my birthday, my wife Debbie, Helen (her sister), and Ruth (their mother) surprised me by giving me my first holy trinity. Five minutes in, I shot my load up into Ruth's sinus cavity. She nearly choked as I held her head firmly in place.
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The all-time bestseller the devil hates seeing someone reading it, or the one book leaders from certain faiths would forbid their followers from owning a copy, because its contents have the power to set them free from spiritual blindness and bondage, and to change their lives for the better forever.
Itβs not surprising that those caught carrying, much less reading, the Holy Bible in public places, in some parts of the world, could be fined or/and jailed, because religious and political leaders are afraid that the truth revealed in it would undermine their position and authority in leading people to avoid heading to the wrong side of eternity.
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