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One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.

Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!

by bboy domo.... January 19, 2010

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SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

by Catamount July 11, 2008

200👍 144👎


Cade Horn

Fucking loves Austin!

Cade Horn loves Autsin!

by Joshinacan March 21, 2021


The horn-ya studio

A group containing people without morals

A : is he from grub the horn-ya studio
B : I think so
A : It's no wonder he's having a nipple crisis

by OwlDontSleep December 9, 2023


bugle horn

A strangers comes and asks you for some weed but they want to do it in secret because of the nearby police station. They refer to it as a bugle horn

Oi mate you got any of that bugle horn.

by JEFFYCAK3 December 22, 2016


Jacques Horn

Front end developer. If you need to speak to a group or team of front end developers you can speak to

This app is broken...Jacques Horn is useless

by Reaper2406 March 10, 2021


Dalton Horne

IS ONE HOT SEXY BEAST(and loves bekah lynn ginn more than she loves me):)

Dalton Horne

by Dalton Horne August 30, 2008