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SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

by Catamount July 11, 2008

200👍 144👎


Dalton Horne

IS ONE HOT SEXY BEAST(and loves bekah lynn ginn more than she loves me):)

Dalton Horne

by Dalton Horne August 30, 2008


Cade Horn

Fucking loves Austin!

Cade Horn loves Autsin!

by Joshinacan March 21, 2021


The horn-ya studio

A group containing people without morals

A : is he from grub the horn-ya studio
B : I think so
A : It's no wonder he's having a nipple crisis

by OwlDontSleep December 9, 2023


bugle horn

A strangers comes and asks you for some weed but they want to do it in secret because of the nearby police station. They refer to it as a bugle horn

Oi mate you got any of that bugle horn.

by JEFFYCAK3 December 22, 2016


Jacques Horn

Front end developer. If you need to speak to a group or team of front end developers you can speak to

This app is broken...Jacques Horn is useless

by Reaper2406 March 10, 2021


rosie horn

An utter bitch that will turn people on you by talking shit and twisting the truth. Also a bridgwater sket.

Hey bro have u heard of anyone called rosie horn.

Yeah shes a sket stay away bro trust me

by Usastudent July 24, 2017