Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
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IS ONE HOT SEXY BEAST(and loves bekah lynn ginn more than she loves me):)
Dalton Horne
A group containing people without morals
A : is he from grub the horn-ya studio
B : I think so
A : It's no wonder he's having a nipple crisis
A strangers comes and asks you for some weed but they want to do it in secret because of the nearby police station. They refer to it as a bugle horn
Oi mate you got any of that bugle horn.
Front end developer. If you need to speak to a group or team of front end developers you can speak to
This app is broken...Jacques Horn is useless
An utter bitch that will turn people on you by talking shit and twisting the truth. Also a bridgwater sket.
Hey bro have u heard of anyone called rosie horn.
Yeah shes a sket stay away bro trust me