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This is wear Lil Uzi eats lunch. Very extravagant and expensive restaurant located in Midtown Manhattan
Kanye West: Hey Uzi do you know an expensive restaurant that has good food that I can eat at.
Uzi: Yeah go to Hunt and Fish Club I eat there all the time
Kanye: Thanks bro
A Google Bird Hunt is an event where you gather up in a group of 5 to 10 people in order to hunt blue, red, yellow or green birds, representing the colors of the popular technology company Google. Whoever gets the most birds wins.
To enter a Google Bird Hunt, you mustn't have a microfilm in your heart. If you are caught having one, your access to the Google Bird Hunt will be suspended.
Person 1: "Your access to this Google bird hunt has been suspended due to a microfilm found in your heart."
Person 2: "What does this knowledge come from"
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An attempt to pickup attractive Women from Wisconsin using cheese analogies.
"Hey Dude, wanna go on a Wisconsin Fox Hunt this weekend?"
Attempts may include:
"Hey baby, I wanna stuff your Havarti with my Provalone..." "Girl, you're giving me blue cheese balls"
the act of hunting for a good old can of some genuine smokeless tobacco...
We in dire need of a pinch so we scoured the house going good rigs hunting. what a night.
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On Easter Sunday the priest makes sure to check every alter boy for hidden eggs in their rectal cavitity.
On Easter Sunday, Father O'Brien did a "keister egg hunt" and searched every ass in the church for hidden eggs!
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It's when your girlfriend is on the rag and you screw her anyway but forget to take the tampon out. It gets pushed way up there and you spend the rest of the night trying to fish it out.
I thought it was just going to be a quickie, but ended up the hunt for red october until 2 am.
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Toffs revenge on hunt saboteurs. The worm turns!!
I thought we could do a bit of sab hunting this afternoon. Hurrah.
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