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Cow College (n)
Founded by a cow on March 22, 1858. Known globally for its Vet-Med school and a main contributer to the Manhattan Project. An overall amazing school for any science and technology.
Person 1: Damn boy, I need to find me some place to study animal biology with a minor in nuclear weapons.
Person 2: Well you can choose your adventure at Iowa State University!
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To win 73 games during the regular season, and choke a 3-1 lead to the Cleveland Cavaliers to lose the NBA Finals.
Stephen Curry of the Golden State Warriors bricks a 3-pointer, and Kyrie Irving hits the game-winner in Curry's face en-route to an NBA championship.
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The drinking holiday in State College, PA that takes place once every year, usually in February. State Patty's day was created in 2007 when Saint Patrick's Day fell on spring break. Students still wanted to celebrate the drinking holiday with their friends at school, so they created this faux-holiday. The holiday has been growing in popularity year after year but is very controversial because of the large number of people arrested and sent to the hospital for alcohol poisoning.
"Hey bro, what are you doing for State Patty's Day?"
"Some of my friends from NJ are coming up and we're going to a day long at Sig Tau"
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The Avatar State is when you bend all four elements at once in which case being Air bending (farting) Earth bending (shitting) Water bending (pissing) and Fire bending (doing a girl with a yeast infection) all at the same in a blumpkin form
guy 1: aye man how was the party last night?
guy2: dude it was crazy i totally went into the avatar state
guy1: ........whoa!
guy2: Yeh bro i know
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Incorrect way of pronouncing THE Ohio State University.
Guy 1: So I was visiting Ohio State Unive--
Guy 2: Whoa whoa whoa whoa now. You mean you were visiting THE Ohio State University
Guy 1: Whatever. And they had this pool
Guy 2: No, repeat the sentence correctly.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Do it.
Guy 1: No
Guy 2: Motherfucker, you wanna get laid out?
Guy 1: I was visiting THE Ohio State University.
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a thing nerds attack on urban dictionary. gimme a thumbs down, but you know it!!!
Felipe- I typed united states of america on urbadictionary and there's mad trolling.
Reggie- just nerds under the age of 16 who have nothing better to do.
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(noun) a extremely large penis. Often used to describe african american males.
did you see that porn with mandingo?
ya he had an empire state cock!
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