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A true artisan sauce made by a legendary Spanish lady. Suitable in a rice dish or treat yourself and chug from the bottle. You can't go wrong bringing this number to a family dinner.
My grandma knows how to finesse paella ina bottle.
An act of squeezing the head of your penis at the point of ejaculation so as to build up the total pressure of the load. Then releasing it all at once, typically aiming upward at your partners face. The semen will travel 2-3 times farther and will be very unexpected.
She asked me to release my seed on her stomach but I gave her the bottle rocket cock and coveted her face instead.
The Empty Ketchup Bottle is when a girl queefs while on her period, giving the visual and sound of an empty ketchup bottle
She queefed and shot blood over her pants like an empty ketchup bottle.
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The gayest thing anyone does in this world
AKA
Fuck whoever made it
Person 1: I did a water bottle flip
Person 2: GAY!!!
Water bottle flip
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The act of emptying out a shampoo bottle then replacing the shampoo with skeet that you have saved for a couple of weeks. Resulting into a sticky raised hairstyle on the person who uses it, similar to the hairstyle on the old anime, Dragon Ball Z.
Samantha took Francis's shampoo bottle and emptied it out. She then inserted her dick into the bottle and released herself. Not knowing, Francis used the shampoo bottle. His hair resulted in a style similar to Goku and he said "Oh fuck I just got a shitload of Dragon Bottle Skeet."
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A person with no girlfriend/wife with a small penis whose is so lonely that he's forced to have intercourse with the openings of his beer bottles.
"I dunno sugar, but given your looks and inches you're gonna turn out to be a beer bottle jocker!"
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Exactly what it sounds like...a glass bottle beeramid
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