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the effect of attempting to stretch your ear when all goes terribly wrong and you get a bubble haha suckers!!
Luke: hey whats that grotty growth on your ear you slapper?
Meg: It's your mum..jks! nah its a bulbous ear..much like a std luke.
Luke: sicccccc!
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Listened to extensively, as in music; enjoyed throughly
Ed ear fucked the hell out of "Paradise Circus" and the album Heglioland by Massive Attack. He listened to it on repeat until completely satiated.
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The annoying beat of your heart as felt through you ears on your pillow at night when you are trying to get to sleep.
For the paranoid amongst us - the ear beat can be the difference between a healthy night's sleep, or a night of panic induced "shit, that doesn't sound right" ery!!
It is also very easy to get entranced by the whole "ear beat" and those musically minded people may start playing beat games which will ultimately only ever lead to the worst of all things when trying to go to sleep - an active mind and a guaranteed crap nights sleep
annoyed female in morning: Get out of bed you lazy sod
man: Sorry, awake all night listening to the ear beats
or,
Hey Pete, I just couldn't get enough of those ear beats last night but man am i now tired!!
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a bitch ear is your favourite ear to bitch to, and usually belongs to another person. unless they are dead. which makes the bitch ear a bit pointless.
basically, the person you moan to about your shitty life :)
Ben: Dude, whats up with Hayley, she looks a bit upset
Jerry: It's cool, i'll find out later, i'm her bitch ear.
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Similar to “eye balling” something as a visual estimate, ear balling is used when trying to achieve a rough estimate of a sound. Although the word sounds dirty, it typically is not; unless you can somehow manage to stuff your nads into a woman’s ear.
Usage: “Josh had to tune the car by ear balling it before selling it to Wild Bill. He bought the car from Jill for only $20 so it was a bargain. And he’s Jewish so he knows a thing or two about bargains!”
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When you're fingering a girl and give her a wet willy with said finger(s)
Man, I'd love to give Sarah Palin swimmer's ear
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