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This theory becomes manifest when, during a conversation with another, apparently socialized north american inhabitant, it is realized that one of the two interlocutors is somehow unaware of a concept or topic that all such socialized people know, such as being familiar with the entertainer Tom Jones. The theory is predicated on the potential for someone to simply never encounter the concept or topic while otherwise having full social intergration.
Kevin: "So, you're telling me that you've never heard of 'The Eagles'? They are like one of the most popular bands of the last thirty years. Man, that's some serious Tom Jones Theory action there."
David: "No. Never heard of them. Is their music good?"
Kevin: "Not at all, but that's not the point."
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A Kingdom Hearts fan theory that is pathetically inconsistent and does not match with lore, anyone who objects to it is a bitter SoKai shipper and or dudebro who has nothing better to do with their lives.
Person 1: Have y’all read the sleeping realm theory
Person 2: You mean that fanfic that does it’s absolute best to justify a crack pairing.
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a controversial theory positing that in the event that an individual can gain the power to become invisible, said person will inevitably become a rapist; based on the idea that mere voyeurism is bound to become mundane no matter the quality of locker room viewing.
I'm not a cynical person, but based on the idea of romantic sleep rape and vigilante justified bitch rape, I think the Hollow Man Theory is valid.
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The explanation as to why Ortiz has no home runs yet. There are two theories.
A)He was a juicer, stopped, and now sucks.
B)He is just too old and fat to hit one.
Guy 1: Why hasn't Ortiz gone deep yet?
Guy 2: He is horrible now that he stopped juicing.
Guy 3: No, he's just too old to hit one.
Guy 1: Ah, the David Ortiz theory in action.
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The groundbreaking idea of what would have been the case if the opposite of the actual situation had occurred.
DOCES: According to this study by William Easterly, there is no conclusive evidence that foreign aid caused growth in Africa.
BRYAN: But Doces, according to Zander's Theory of the Counterfactual, you have to take into account the fact that Africa could actually be in a worse position if they did not receive any aid to begin with.
DOCES: Bryan, you are by far my brightest student. I'm hungry, lets get some Domino's!
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the theory that states all hot chicks have a fat friend. also see wingman
the fat friend theory is almost always true.
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Looking at a womans older profile pictures on Facebook to determine when she became a slut.
"Dude, have you noticed how much sluttier Sheryl is getting?"
"I know man! I used The Picture Timeline theory on her and figured out she became a whore around grade 11."
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