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Shit on someone's chest and hit it with tennis racquet
I found out he cheated on me so I gave him an iron skillet right on his chest.
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when you're incredibly drunk in a Lyft and the driver constantly looks in the rearview mirror to see if you're going to throw up and shouts encouraging words over your significant other's screams like, "we're going to make it!!" as he/she drives like an utter maniac
after eight martinis and a Coors Light I rode the Iron Wolf last night
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A tough bitch who has been through hell and is still resilient regardless of her many hardships, she still endures with no looking back, no complaints. No regrets.
"Wow Dude..Jill is an Iron maiden!"
"No matter what life throws at her she still endures !"
"She is Badass Diehard!"
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When a girl takes her menstrual leftovers and prepares it like one would a regular chicken egg. The next step after earning your red wings
Egan: Aye Ben how was your date?
Ben: It was her time of the month so we fucked and in the morning she made me an iron omelette.
Egan: Bruh that’s fucking grass
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someone who's dick gets so hard it's like metal
Natalie: so did you give him a blowjob?
Ramona: Yeah it was great he had iron dick.
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The most fucking op characters in any gaming universe, they will literally fuck anyone and anything up so hard that there grandchildren will feel it.
Holy shit that has to be an iron lord
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