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Jamaicans took dried meat - jerky (or jerk for short), they added it to Asian rice, and gave it an name using English, they called it Jerk Rice.
Jamaicans having since ate it for a few centuries now accuse anyone non-Jamaican/non-black whom uses it as culturally appropriating it
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jerk rice is not Jamaican.
Sometimes called the quad jerk, or the four legged. When you try to jerk off with your feet, Both hands and fornicate yourself all at the same time.
Paul: “Did you tap Amanda last night?”
Zak: No I got too drunk so I just gave myself the good ol spider jerk.
Paul: Same!
A sexual act in which one defecates into the palm of ones hand to then grip the turd-covered palm around the shaft of the users penis, while violently, yet carefully, keeping the turd safe within the proximity of said penis.
We were having an alright time at the party until Roger got too drunk and started turd jerking Samuel in front of everyone
The one guy got shot for being a real asshole, but the fake jerk would say he was just kidding after everything he said, so that people at the party would think the guy was relatively harmless, like a benign tumor.
Giving a handjob to someone that you hate i.e have beef with.
Kyle's such a dick, but still i ending up wanking him off. I'll never beef jerk again..
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when your jizz acquires superpowers and slowly but surely takes a sharp turn backwards away from the monstrosity you realise you are fucking
Oi Jim I saw you off-jerking to the pic of my girl bruh, Well done!
To gather every male of the entire current existing human population and have them jizz into a small body of water such as a lake; causing the body of water to become 100% sperm.
"Hey man, let's go Zirkle Jerk into Lake Victoria!"