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Giving a handjob to someone that you hate i.e have beef with.
Kyle's such a dick, but still i ending up wanking him off. I'll never beef jerk again..
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when your jizz acquires superpowers and slowly but surely takes a sharp turn backwards away from the monstrosity you realise you are fucking
Oi Jim I saw you off-jerking to the pic of my girl bruh, Well done!
The one guy got shot for being a real asshole, but the fake jerk would say he was just kidding after everything he said, so that people at the party would think the guy was relatively harmless, like a benign tumor.
A shircle is a mishapen circle that's not quite an oval. Thus, a shircle jerk is a mishapen circle jerk.
Bro, I had the best shircle jerk last night with my friends, No Homo!
A group of people who are circle-jerking in a sex slave while eating a Chinese takeaway.
"I'm feeling horny and hungry, let's have a Chinese Jerk!"
The average American day, is to eat bacon and jerk off. Turk and jerk is with Jewish people. Eat turky bacon, jerk.
Jew: Hey goi
Guy: Hey man, what are you doing tonight?
Jew: Probably turk and jerk. Then hit the head.
Made famous by an anonymous source, it is the act of punching someone in the arm from up to down in a jerking motion with your knuckles resulting in a dead arm and possible brusing. Used to show displeasure after an insult that you have no comeback for.
Joe: Get the hell out of here gaylord.
Anonymous: <Jerk punch> Fuck you!
Joe: Dammit! i hate when you do that, prick!