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A vessel used for holding water, usually a large plastic bottle. Used to stay hydrated during one's travels.
Not to be confused with a Johnny Jug.
It was hot and dry in the convention hall so I took a swig of water from my Jimmy Jug to cool off.
Jimmy jabs is a form of competition held in the work place when the boss is gone.
Most popular in Brooklyn 99
Jimmy jabs is a form of competition held in the work place when the boss is gone.
Most popular in Brooklyn 99
The lord our god we praise him so that we may live
Hail Jimmy Neutron Hail Jimmy Neutron hail Jimmy Neutron
When you’re about to bust during sex
Him: I’m boutta Jimmy Neutron in you!
Her: What the hell does that mean?
Him: GOTTA BLAST! *cums*
Ridiculously tight male dress pants, predominantly in the butt area. May cause restricted circulation, dizziness, difficulty breathing and infertility.
to hit on a man in a sexual manner
Girl 1: That guy is so hot!
Girl 2: I know, I'm about to go hit that jimmy!
When a couple does anal for so long, the dick starts to push in there stomach. The acid from the stomach starts to corrode the dick. Since there dick is in the liquid acid the dick starts to get very soggy, and falls off as well being dissolved in the stomach. The dick is now a small little stub that looks like an erect clit, with balls, that can only wiggle and squirm.
"Becka, I can't believe what happened last night. My boyfriend gave me anal, it felt so good, after an hour or so I gave him a Squimmy Jimmy. Now I don't gotta worry about him cheating on me anymore!"