Just Jokes

When Marsha finishes a sentence with "just jokes" she is not joking at all in fact she is deadly serious.

Should we have a dexies with our morning coffee? Just jokes!!

Vasco joke

An awful joke

"that joke was a total Vasco joke"

irish joke

A joke in which one person insults another in a lighthearted attempt to get a chuckle from them.

You’re a dick, Paddy. - just an Irish joke, soz!

joke necrophilia

engaging in the act of beating a long dead joke over and over in its grave

dude 1: deez nuts
dude 2: stop with the joke necrophilia

Joby joke

when Joby makes a joke.

Joby: "I want to go to Any desk to look at Anydesk. (App)"
Mohammad and Rashid: "Joby joke."

Joke miscarriage

When you think of a good thats revelent currently, but you waited too long to tell it and now its dead

Mark: look at that chicken crossing the road
John: *thinks of great joke*
Mark: Anyway...
*40 minutes later
John: i just had a joke miscarriage

she's joke

Origin - Outback Australia
Meaning - The situation is OK. There is no cause for alarm. There is no need to stress out. Nothing is wrong with the situation. All is well.
Alternate sayings - No Stress, all good

Scenario 1
Person 1 - G'day mate, sorry I slept with your sister.
Person 2 - Nah "she's Joke" you had a lot to drink last night.
Scenario 2
Person 1 - Hows the Commy goin, she still ratshit?
Person 2 - Nah "She's Joke" got her started just before Smoko