July 24

National suck boobies day
Go grab some boobies and suck em real good

„Man I love july 24“
„Why?“
„Because it‘s suck boobies day“

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July 24

Drop kick your little sister day

Brother: “Ooh its July 24! Come here Hessa I get to slap you”

12 July

The people born on 12 July are so endearing ever! They will understand you and be with you forever! Even if it's your bad or good time! They are hot and cute as hell! They don't want anyone if they have only one person whom they love the most!

People born on 12 July are awesome!

9th July

The day the most beautiful most perfect woman ever existed becomes your one and only forever.

On the 9th July 2022, the most wonderful person I’ve ever met in my entire life becomes the person i want to be with for the rest of my life and i am so great full to ever meet her

July 2nd

the day masochist daddy dilf was born.

Today is July 2nd lol daddy dilf was born today

july 16th

On July 16, its another national dick suck day!

Hey guess what day it is
What?

July 16th
And what about it?
It's national suck day!

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July 8

The coolest person's birthday and whoever is born on this day is a very brave and curious person.

"My birthday is July 8 and I'm curious!"

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