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When your built DIFFERENT
When you a different BREED
Basically when your better at something than the average person is
Bill: How did you clutch that 1v5 with just a fucking knife?
Jordan: I'm just like that
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I do like you as a person, but I don't want to give you "credit" for being strong and confident, which you aren't, so I will call you "friend" just so that I won't have to give you a credit by calling you "boyfriend"
"You are a really great guy, but I want someone more confident for a boyfriend. Lets just be friends, okay"
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its a phenomena where the girl you have feelings for, strips you down to the lowest form in the chain of life, and then either gets with your friend or someone whose lesser than you. this situation is almost the closest thing to a black hole, once your in it, unless you act swiftly you will never have a chance to get out.
but this is how you get out the friend zone:
0. she tells you, Lets just be friends
1. your probably not in shape, go the the gym
2. hang out with her, dont call her, let her call you. dont bring up at all how you feel when you do.
3. if she's with another guy, make friends with him. study him like a cavemen.
4. find a different girl, let her know your not desperate. get some and tell her about it. because most girls "guy friends" have to listen about their bs, you bs right back about your relationship to her.
5. when she relizes her bf is a dick and cheated on her, you tell her how much better you would of been if you had a chance.
6. break it off your ur current girl, and go for the girl of your dreams.
7. have crazy sex, and tell her that it could of been easier if she just gave u a chance the first time.
this wont happen over night, give it 3-6 months
JEV\\\
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Said when a man is so turned on, his boner seems to be bigger then ever
Girl (licking lips): Mmm I love the taste of your cum in my mouth
Guy: Oh god, I swear it just grew an inch.
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It means you’re Marinette and your crush is Adrien
Literally everyone ever: Omg you and Marinette should be together
Adrien: She’s just a friend
Marinette: i-
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Nickname used to make fun of J.K. Rowling and annoy Pottertards who defend Rowling's failings as a writer using the "It's a just children's book!" excuse, even though Rowling herself stated that the last books in the series were aimed at older readers.
What was thinking Just Kidding Rowling when she wrote that awful epilogue!?
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It is a list of things you will never do before you die(exactly the opposite of the Bucket list).
Ex:
Person 1: Are you gonna buy Modern Warfare 3?
Person 2: No man, its on my Just Fuck-It List.
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