A limp dick or flaccid penis.
After dinner Susan was all hot-n-bothered so she took him back to her place but all he could provide was a Lazy Richard. That son of a bitch!
When you can't be arsed to use the sink and you roll to the edge of the bed and bash your meat till you dribble man porridge on the floor.
a bitch. a person who spreads vrchat avatars for no reason
bro do you who LAZY C-ROY is?
hes a bitch
When someone jerks using a tissue and forgets to throw it away
He forgot to throw away his tissue, he made a lazy salad
Someone who goes on outdoor adventures almost daily but is extremely sedative while not engaging in outdoor activities
Braden is such a lazy adventurer, he goes surfing and climbing outside every day but other than that he just sits in his room and plays video games.
When a man has a wank and fills his belly button up with jizz, then leaves it to go crusty.
Hey boss, sorry im late for work. Last night i did a lazy Needy, i spent halfa this morning picking out the crusties.
One who wakes in bed but lays there for hours.
I woke up this morning and I slept like a log, and layed there throughout the day. Like a Lazy log