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Lazy Richard

A limp dick or flaccid penis.

After dinner Susan was all hot-n-bothered so she took him back to her place but all he could provide was a Lazy Richard. That son of a bitch!

by Red dirt Ranger April 18, 2024


Lazy Wank

When you can't be arsed to use the sink and you roll to the edge of the bed and bash your meat till you dribble man porridge on the floor.

I had a lazy wank last night.

by Tone Leigh January 13, 2023


LAZY C-ROY

a bitch. a person who spreads vrchat avatars for no reason

bro do you who LAZY C-ROY is?
hes a bitch

by asheville September 20, 2021


Lazy salad

When someone jerks using a tissue and forgets to throw it away

He forgot to throw away his tissue, he made a lazy salad

by Macadamias February 2, 2015


lazy adventurer

Someone who goes on outdoor adventures almost daily but is extremely sedative while not engaging in outdoor activities

Braden is such a lazy adventurer, he goes surfing and climbing outside every day but other than that he just sits in his room and plays video games.

by TheSalamanderKing September 15, 2022


Lazy Needy

When a man has a wank and fills his belly button up with jizz, then leaves it to go crusty.

Hey boss, sorry im late for work. Last night i did a lazy Needy, i spent halfa this morning picking out the crusties.

by THC BOM October 17, 2023


Lazy log

One who wakes in bed but lays there for hours.

I woke up this morning and I slept like a log, and layed there throughout the day. Like a Lazy log

by Yoshi10116 May 19, 2018