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An expression coined by comedian Chris D’Elia used to remind the world (and specifically his cult of “babies”) that no matter what difficulty you’re facing, everything will be okay.
I just spilled coffee all over my pants, but all good cuz life rips.
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You know the guy you look up to in life? He’s basic him but with lots more Slav much more hardbass and lots adidas
Life of boris blyat
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In another life is a well known BokuAka fanfic created by LittleLuxray on the Ao3 website. it is said to tear your heart apart and will emotionally damage you to the point where you feel nothing anymore.
not gonna lie it was pretty sad:(
“Have you read the BokuAka fanfic called In Another life?”
“Well, not yet. But i will tomorrow; Can’t wait to be emotionally scarred!”
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The name of a venomous snake scientists had in mind before they finally settled on Death Adder.
Scientist #1: Call be stupid, but Life Subtractor just seems too obvious a name for a venomous snake.
Scientist #2: How about… Death Adder?
Scientist #1: Brilliant!
It is when you get head (blow jobs), for the rest of your life from someone. It usually comes up from a crazy bet to win a football game or something else stupid.
Bristol: we are going to lose
Pat: no we're gonna win.
Bristol: ...we re gonna lose
Pat: okay well if we win then you owe me head for life, and if we lose then ill buy 50 cheeseburgers from McDonalds.
Bristol: okay fine
20 min later and after the team wins
Bristol: fuck
Pat: haha hell yeah
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Don't Trust Bitches for life
DTB for life - Basically don't trust any girls, just chase bags and focus on your dreams and goals.
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