fake load

When a show you are streaming appears to be fully loaded but in reality the load bar is full and the show isn't really loaded

Friend 1: Okay movie is loaded lets watch it

*10 minutes later*

Friend 2: Why did it stop, I thought it was ready.

Friend 1: It was a fake load.

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5 Tissue Load

The number of tissues required to gather a load of gism.

"Yuo Tony- I just blew a 5 Tissue Load afta seein' Brenda's bald snatch ".

nymph load

the spermy load of a potentially transgendered nymph with which some well-to-do americans brush their teeth with.

Oh my god! that nymph load was huge. Can I put some on your toothbrush?

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shit load of fuck

A creative phrase of exasperation most commonly used by the James Rolfe character "Angry Video Game Nerd", often used to describe something that sucks.

Why does the A-button attack and B-button jump, Wow!, what a shit load of fuck

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swap the load

To get a new girlfriend or babe.

Foo, I need to swap the load

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cut sling load

Military hand and arm signal given to a helicopter pilot when their rope-suspended cargo is liable to cause the aircraft to go out of control. It is issued by holding the left arm out horizontally hand in a fist, knuckles up and then waving the right arm at the elbow so that the knuckles pass under the left elbow in a cutting motion. It is a term that signifies dropping a topic, problem or person in a hasty and irrevocably conclusive manner.

I wasn't getting anywhere with Suzy last night at the club, so I cut sling load and went on to Jess.

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self-loading cargo

The passengers on an airplane.

Let's see...all the self-loading cargo strapped in back there?
Right on. Ready for takeoff.
Roger that.