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fingering a women's vagina. Rubbing her clit and stimulating her clit.
Guy1: Did you pick her lock, last night?
Guy2: Yes, I picked her lock! Every time I did it, she moaned and said, “yes, do it more!”
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When a normally calm person has to raise their voice and use an authortative tone. It is the equivalent to using the caps lock key in the digital world.
Sara tried to get an attitude with me yesterday and I had to turn on my caps lock voice and put her in check.
Chris was being run over at work, so Jason told him it was time to turn on his caps lock voice.
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Usually occurs when a girl is sucking your dick... She opens her mouth that wide to accomodate your penis that it locks in the open position
Guy 1: Dude! Why is that girl walking round with her mouth open is she catching flies or something?
Guy 2: She must have just sucked dick and got cock lock!
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Any improvised object used to forcibly gain entry into a locked/secured structure or vehicle when the person does not immediately available to them appropriate tools when entry is needed. Such tools may be a hammer, brick, coat hanger, steel toed boots, your body, or any other object which will allow you to gain entry.
More often then not, using a "Mexican lock pick" will damage the entry or property that the person is trying to gain access to. As such, it should be a last resort used to gain entry.
Person 1: "I locked my keys in my car yesterday, so I had to use a mexican lock pick."
Person 2: "What's that?"
Person 1: "A hammer."
When one is writing on a forum,msn,facebook...etc and does'nt relise that he/she has left caps lock on and posts, then notices that he/she has wrote the whole thing with caps lock on...
Guy1: HEY DUDE, WHATS UP?
Guy2: Wow man you just got cap lock raped...
She put a Louisiana lip lock on my love pork chop.
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The groundswell chant heard around the world relating to the 45th President of the United States.
As I stood in the rotunda, surrounded by an expanding ocean of angry Americans, I felt the words, “Lock him up!” come rolling out of my throat.
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