When you take a shit inside a condom, freeze it then proceed to use it as a Dildo.
Pass me that Yule Log David, I fancy butt chugging that sucka.
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urethral penetration with dildo for pleasure, torture, or other various reasons
"That guy deserves a log jammin' sesion for being such an ass at my wedding last Saturday"
"Ooooohhh, my woman just gave me a log jammin!"
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An undefined sex act that involves violence against either or both parties involved
I got corn logged something fierce last night and my leg is killing me.
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The log flume is when you take a dump on someone's chest, and urinate on the chest shortly after. As you urinate the excrement will slide down the chest and stomach the same way a log would.
Ashley was an extremely kinky girl. Everytime I saw her she wanted me to give her the "Log Flume"
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When two males are in the Eifel tower position and thrust at each other simultaneously, Effectively causing a log jam
Me and The Gooch were Eifeling this bitch when we both hammered at the same time causing quite the log jam.
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1. A tasty snack composed of: celery, peanut butter and raisins.
2. When a man shit's on his partner's chest then delicately nuts on the "log" to form albino ants crawling/ dripping on the "log."
After eating ants on a log, Bobby made ants on a log on his girlfriend.
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For a male to cover his penis in peanut butter, then proceed to stick his penis in a ant hill. Covered with ants and peanut butter, he lets his dog lick it all off.
"Did you see Johnny last night?"
"No, but I heard he had ants on a log."
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