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A condition caused by prolonged absence from a woman named Maria. Typical symptoms include loss of appetite, loss of motivation, mood swings, insomnia, and frequent texting to Maria. Symptoms appear within 2-3 days of separation and worsen as the lack of Maria persists.
Symptoms are more severe when the Maria you know is smart, beautiful, athletic, and you share an emotional connection.
This is a lifelong condition. The only cure is to spend time with Maria again.
My world feels incomplete. I’m demotivated and struggle to focus on simple tasks. I think I’m beginning to develop Maria Withdrawal, because I’ve not seen her in over a week.
A condition caused by prolonged absence from a woman named Maria. Typical symptoms include loss of appetite, loss of motivation, mood swings, insomnia, and frequent texting to Maria. Symptoms appear within 2-3 days of separation and worsen as the lack of Maria persists.
Symptoms are more severe when the Maria you know is smart, beautiful, athletic, and you share an emotional connection.
Typically a lifelong condition. The only treatment is to spend time with Maria again.
My world feels incomplete. I’m demotivated. I can’t even focus on simple tasks. I think I’m beginning to develop Maria Withdrawal, because I have not seen her in over a week.
Absolute geniuses. Smartest Kids in school also they are beautiful.
"You see the kids over there? Those are the Bastian And Maria og this school"
maria murrin is a girlboss slayer who loves her husband lars ulrich
person one: omg look there’s maria murrin!
person two: omg she’s so cool i wanna marry her
person one: you cant marry her idiot she’s married to lars ulrich
Maria is a little asian girl who loves Misha Collins. She loves old men, which ngl I do agree with !!. She loves touching people's bums yum yum! She works at target. She is so obsessed with old men. ANd she is going to start a cult with Nethya, she thinks George Floyd is the same and Pink Floyd. She is the proud mother of those squishy ducks. She likes John a lot as well, hes the best country twink.
Omg I saw this girl who was like twerking?
Oh yeah that's maria wang!!!
Julie Maria is an amazing secret keeper you can tell her anything. She is no nonsense and doesn't like gossip. She is an amazing loyal friend. Julie Maria has a conscious and always tries to do what's best because it hurts her heart to be anything less than kind. She believes in Jesus Christ and is forever grateful to the Father for the Son n Spirit. She loves her other dearly and unconditionally and can't imagine life without her. She's a hard worker and loves and appreciates her Boss and Company. She will go the extra mile to please people. She loves to smile and you will find her doing this all to often 😀. She thinks smiles are contagious and infectious and promote happiness !!!!
Julie Maria is a good person to be friends with just don't mess it up !!!
Yisus is the most charming and pretty girl in the universe. You will love being with her anywhere and anytime. Looks like Harry Potter but sexy. SHE CAN'T STOP LAUGHING I LOVE IT. Totally girlfriend material.
With the purchase of a Maria Jesús you will get a free Cookie (did u get it?)