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waking up covered in sweat after hallucinating on hemp or cannabis.
I ate way too many gummies last night and woke up with a sweaty Megan.
You better not eat that many gummies or you will get a sweaty Megan.
Bro, my sweaty Megan was so bad last night that I need a case of beer and a cold shower.
One is a Megan Lim if they are an obsessive dumpling devouring, noodle slurping slut.
John: yo dude what the fuck did you eat all of my mushrooms in the microwave
dave: yea dude i did but im a fuckin’ megan lim, i cant help it bro dude
The most sadistic, soul sucking, heart crushing, selfish, monster anyone could ever encounter. She’s the type of self hated, ugly Syrian that’s only means of survival is making you whole heartedly believe she is the most beautiful, loyal, honest person you could ever have in your life, that you could never find anyone like her. She pulls you so close with her treachery and games, before you even know it you’ve let Satan’s nasty little whore into your head. She then takes everything from you, kills your will power, and makes you destroy the ones who truly love you. She’s an abomination.
Beware boys and girls, this one ruins your life for fun, while watching you drown and blame yourself.
You can refer to a Blue Whale.
“O, no! Megan Robb is at it again, another innocent soul lost.”
“Megan Robb stole away and put a spell on your loved one too!”
These two people are very shy texting each other , but one day Harvey will text the Megan and they fall in love . They then are the cutest couple ever !!
Megan and Harvey = COUPLE GOALS
“ I have something to tell you , I love you !!”
Megan ward is something else. Parents and children should be afraid. She is often found lurking in Cuisle chanting Girls want Girls and slowly questioning peoples relationship statuses . She has a thing for posh boys and is not allowed within 500 meters of Mary’s. She likes men with non-existent hairlines and can be found at the vending machine with a bottle of energizer begging Sarah to top up her Revolut for a packet of oven baked.
“Hey have you seen Megan Ward around?” “No and I’m lucky for it”
GURRLL you are such a Megan Jerez at fly swatting