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A musician who took a pill in Ibiza to show Avicii he was cool.
I took a pill in Ibiza to show Avicii I was cool - I Took A Pill In Ibiza by Mike Posner
a troll name that sounds like "my cock burns" when you say it
me: I lost my grandfather in the store can you call him on the intercom
worker: sure what's his name
me: Mike
worker: and his last name?
me: Awkburns
worker on the intercom: Mike Awkburns please come to the customer service desk, I repeat Mike Awkburns please come to the customer service desk
Leaving incriminating articles or items in a place where they can be easily found by a spouse or partner.
Bob did a real "mike maneuver" by leaving those pictures of the strippers on his cell phone. His wife is really fucking pissed!
Swims, but drowns a lot. Very Italian and funny, but needs some help
"Wow thats a large drowning Mike Matassa:
Someone who is TERRIBLE at singing. Who tries to sing on discord. A little shit.
Roblux/Mike is trying to sing but fucking sucks.
when you got hate on your mind or heart for these dimes, bitches, hoes, manglas, etc. and it’s fuck them
these dimes been doing me wrong since the sandbox so fuck it i’m on my mike vibes.