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During the Mini War-Years it was important for the new probie to catch a “Good Job”. (Intense Fire) A “Mini Backdraft” is when a new Firefighter is pumped after his first “Job” and does not experience a “Backdraft”
He was so excited after his first job that he told the Senior Man “It was like a Mini Backdraft!”
yo you see mini dog shtick??? he tore mrs hitchcocks ass up last night
Mini Cooper is an adorable car with a fashionable driver behind the wheel. Unreliable but zippy, this vehicle may leave you stranded on the side of the highway but by God you will look fucking Euro trash cute with the hood up and your thumb out. Don’t talk bad about this car when you are within earshot because as soon as you do it will go all “Christine” on you, locking the doors and emitting numerous check engine lights that can only be cleared by the Gods at Mini Cooper themselves. Mini Coopers make you smile when you see them on the road because they are cute and you aren’t the one dealing with the constant headache of a BMW manufactured engine.
I saw a Mini Cooper broke down on the 80 and couldn’t get over the how perfectly symmetrical the racing stripes were.
A mini manager is an individual who has some semblance of power over their coworkers and uses it to make sure everyone does everything up to their standards.
Girl: "Ugh he keeps looking over at my screen and pointing out when i forget to use capital letters at the start of sentences!!"
Boy: "I know, he's such a mini manager!"
When an event or situation is so exciting that the person experiencing it has a miniature orgasm.
When he saw the guitar solo start for his favorite song the excitement was too much and made him mini jizz.
A RGB gaming keyboard used to play COD fortnite and ETC.
woah u have a ducky one 2 mini