Mississippi Muddin'

When two homosexual biological brothers engage in incestuous buttsex.

Me an' mah bro are gonna do us some Mississippi Muddin' toonight!

Mississippi Hunters Bucket

A person who pisses and shits in his hunting buddies gaped anus, then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with said anus.

Dude, last night while I was hunting, I performed a Mississippi Hunters Bucket on Cletus.

mississippi soup kettle

When you take a shit and use the shit water as lube to jerk off

I sat on the toilet for so long I decided to give myself a mississippi soup kettle

Mississippi Sock Puppet

Where ones anal cavity is stretched to fit around their partners entire forearm.

I gave my girlfriend a Mississippi Sock Puppet but I stopped when I heard her vagina start tearing too.

Mississippi Bitch

The first person in a party to insist on leaving or to refrain from the continuation of alcohol consumption.

Chad: “Last one (Alcoholic Beverage) for me fellas.”
Jake: “Bro, you’re being a Mississippi Bitch!”

Mississippi Earth Monkey

Definition: When two crackheads fuck in the mud getting covered in it

I saw two Mississippi Earth Monkeys fucking behind the 7/11.

Mayan Mississippi Handshake

A sexual cosplay act involving five or more males and females performing an ancient Mayan rite of passage ritual with ghost pepper dildos.

I'll never forget my first Mayan Mississippi Handshake!