muffin puffin

oral sex on a woman

when we get back to her apartment, I intend to do some extended muffin puffin.

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muffin basket

party with too many girls; as opposed to a sausagefest, which is a party with too many guys

laura: Did you go to that party?

margaret: oh yeah, but there were only girls there

laura: sounds like a total muffin basket

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blueberry muffin

When a girl wears clothes that are too small, particularly jeans. Tight jeans push up the fat on her hips, which spills over the sides of the pants like the top of a muffin around the wrapper.

Also called cupcake.

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cut a muffin

To fart. Any type of fart. Doesn't have to be audible

"Oh, man, I've been cutting muffins all night!"
"That's disgusting!"
"Hey, atleast I'm not gonna crap my pants!"

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Stud Muffin

An extremely adorable guy, who doesn't realize how adorable he really is.

He is very compatible with a Love Muffin

Im a Love Muffin looking for my Stud Muffin

Mr and Mrs Muffin!!!!

Love Muffin

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puffy muffin

a vagina that has very chubby pussy lips

person 1: hey justin, did you lose your glasses in that puffy muffin?
person 2: no adam, i didn't go down.

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Aw Muffin

Obvious fake sympathy for someone whos problems you don't care about.

Friend is upset about something you don't care about

Friend:....and then my mom said I couldn't get a turtle and name it Kendra!!!!
You: Aaaaaaaaw muffin

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